Date posted: 4/28/2001 10:46:36 PM
Right down to the commercials... I love it!
Author: Kenobi Maul
Date posted: 4/29/2001 10:01:24 AM
Kenobi Maul's Comments:
This was absolutely hilarious. As funny the second time here as the first time on the JC.
Date posted: 4/29/2001 1:23:26 PM
I CAN'T believe I missed this on its first spin through TFN. It's HILARIOUS!!!
Date posted: 4/30/2001 10:06:29 AM
I have one comment on this story: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Author: Liz Skywalker
Date posted: 4/30/2001 6:14:55 PM
Liz Skywalker's Comments:
Date posted: 5/2/2001 6:21:42 PM
I was proud to accept this one; it's original, and it's funny!
Date posted: 5/9/2001 6:02:02 PM
very funny, very clever. i personally liked the commercials best. the incorporation of actually lines from the movies into the fic was a nice touch too :) good job!
Author: Belle Bayard
Date posted: 5/18/2001 11:34:29 AM
Belle Bayard's Comments:
Absolutely hilarious! Not only in view of the SW aspect, but politics in general. As a reader of EU I appreciated Nom Anor's comments and the veiled threats of Palpatine (ah, yes, the clone of Palpy who turned Luke for awhile). Wonderfully funny and completely entertaining in its entirety! Bravo!
Author: Herman Snerd
Date posted: 6/12/2001 2:53:37 PM
Herman Snerd's Comments:
"No, Emperor Palpatine, no lightning! Will I be forced to bring in the ysalimiri?"
Best line of the whole story, and that's saying quite a bit.
Date posted: 6/16/2001 5:04:11 PM
tripped out, but anor should have beat palpatine.
Date posted: 6/17/2001 3:37:43 PM
I thought "Campaign 20,00" was very funny although it was kind of confusing with Palpatine as on of the candidates.
I suggest you keep writing you have a good grasp of the concepts.
Date posted: 6/18/2001 6:28:11 PM
I LOVE IT!! You need to make a sequel for the election day and the 2 months afterward. RECOUNT RECOUNT!!! Of course I really like the line about "Not inhaling"
Date posted: 6/19/2001 9:32:54 PM
Good for a chuckle. Lots of chuckles, actually.
Nom Anor had my vote. You managed to portray the guy as slimey and pathetic, almost 'Golem-esque'. All he needed was to start call something, "my precious."
Date posted: 6/24/2001 7:14:49 PM
This was a hilariuos story. But I think Nom Anor would have won. Hurray no taxes. And Emperor Palpatine what an idiot
Date posted: 7/1/2001 11:39:44 AM
As a citizen of the new Empire under Palpatine, I am compeled to say I enjoyed the ending very much.
Date posted: 7/2/2001 8:29:54 PM
Absolutly hilarious. And we definatly need a sequel, or a similar story. "Crime is bad" I love that. I almost fell off my chair the when I read this story.
Author: Lau-ra Anu
Date posted: 7/3/2001 12:14:37 PM
Lau-ra Anu's Comments:
Hilarious! I love it! Wouldn't it be great if we had such great candidates like Palpatine for the US presidency???
Author: Darth Pipes
Date posted: 7/7/2001 10:55:47 PM
Darth Pipes's Comments:
A very funny story. Wonderful responses to the question. Palpatine is funny when he's written by that. Though I think Nom Anor to the cake. His vague answers and attempts to convince people not to explore out of the galaxy were classic.
Author: Rori Firehawk
Date posted: 7/11/2001 3:14:16 PM
Rori Firehawk's Comments:
ROTFLOL!!! I laughed my head off! (It rolled under my chair...)
We all love a good laugh!
Author: Mcily Nochi
Date posted: 7/29/2001 12:27:54 PM
Mcily Nochi's Comments:
That was so funny! I loved how each candidate was stereotyped. Mon Mothma always too perfect, Emperor Palpatine completely evil and not realizing how twisted he is, and Nom Anor with is poorly kept secret . . . Great!
Date posted: 8/21/2001 4:08:56 AM
This was absolutly hilarious! Thanks for the Great read!
Date posted: 8/22/2001 4:57:59 PM
Good gravy, talk about nuts...
Funny as hell though :)
Author: StormTrooper 09303
Date posted: 9/8/2001 12:10:18 PM
StormTrooper 09303's Comments:
I loved it! Excellent portayal of the charecters! I loved the comments from The Emperor! My parents on the other side of the house thought I was drugged up on something I was laughing so hard! And don't forget, many Bothans died to bring you this information. ^_^
Date posted: 9/21/2001 4:20:59 AM
I thought this story was hilarious! It was very well written, and I agree with everyone who thinks that Nom Anor should have won. His thinly veiled threats were wonderful.
::laugh:: I sent all of my friends a link to the sight.
Date posted: 11/2/2001 8:52:45 PM
LOL very good. I hope you write a sequel, set sometime during the Vong invasion, but with the same candidates. a very good laugh. the Maul lines were especially funny.
*That Hideous Freak*
*Maybe it is you who is the freak*
*He will find your lost...*
Date posted: 11/12/2001 1:13:19 PM
Now this was very funny and interesting.
I just laughed like a maniac on "Many Bothans have died..."
But my favourite line is
"He will find your lost campaign funds."
Author: Republic Credit
Date posted: 12/22/2001 7:22:55 PM
Republic Credit's Comments:
Wheeeell, Iah don nuuuoow 'bout yuuuu ::hiccup::, but Iah'm drunk oon Corescant Coooola.....tooo ::hic:: many cooomercials.....HEEE hee..iahm fliiing!
Any way, loved the X-tremely hilarious debate, especially the puns of Palpatine's earlier lines.
Great Job Jeff
Date posted: 1/2/2002 12:59:34 PM
Hohohohoheheheheha ect. this was hilarious!. I think nom anor should have 1 but it was ace.
The great Jedi Savior/Shorty whiteSabre/SuperSexyX-wingJockey/MeanGreenSmugglerArrestingMachine/Corran-sec
p.s i liked the sands of time.
Author: Elite Guard
Date posted: 1/13/2002 7:21:53 AM
Elite Guard's Comments:
LOL great campaign!! Anor is the best!!
Date posted: 3/29/2002 8:29:35 AM
Worthy of a 15!!!!! Excellent! This screams a sequel, since Palpatine won. You could have the others petitioning for recounts while Palpatine exterminates the Jedi again -- not to mention anyone that voted against him.
Date posted: 5/3/2002 9:12:03 AM
Wow, that was great. And you have to like the ending. Palpatine may be evil, but that's better than a bumbling idiot or someone that's too good.
Date posted: 5/13/2002 4:37:32 PM
Hilarious! If UK elections were like this, we wouldn't have any problems with low voter turnouts!
Date posted: 5/26/2002 8:56:51 AM
Palpatine: This is my Minister of Finance, Darth Maul.
cue ominous music
Palpatine: He will find your lost campaign funds.
ROTFLMAO!!!! This story was absolutely hilarious! Great job. Sooo funny... *cracks up again*
Date posted: 5/31/2002 7:21:14 AM
LOLOLO as an actual candidate I can validate the accuracy of the trancript!
Date posted: 5/31/2002 5:28:53 PM
It was kind of cheesy.
Author: Viari Skywalker
Date posted: 6/6/2002 10:08:15 AM
Viari Skywalker's Comments:
I liked it:-)
Date posted: 6/26/2002 3:57:36 PM
I loved this. It's very funny!!
Author: Cicera Capelli
Date posted: 7/9/2002 10:50:10 AM
Cicera Capelli's Comments:
Oh my gosh! That was the funniest thing since "Lilo and Stitch" (Sorry, I thought that was funny as heck, too but anyhoo...). I love anything that plays up the core-evilness of the Emperor. Anor's little cryptic references were hilarious too. Heck, even Mon Mothma was funny when she got mad at Anor for saying she had uh... business meeting... with uh... Ackbar (lol). I actually had to get out of my chair on the "I didn't inhale" thing (cause I would have fallen over had I not). Gosh I'm gonna tell my friends about this one. BTW the cover art is cool too.
Date posted: 8/15/2002 5:50:57 PM
Hilarious! I really liked how you made each character pathetic in their own way. Palpatine acted sooo evil while not trying to hide it. Mothma was in my opinion, too perfect and angelic and Nom Anor was just plain stupid. Anyway, great story. Because many bothans died: he he he :0
Date posted: 8/30/2002 3:38:35 PM
Fhun-EEEEEEEEE!!!!! Loved it (especially the commercials!)
Date posted: 9/24/2002 6:44:34 PM
You will vote for Palpatine.
You will vote for Palpatine.
You will vote for Palpatine.
Old Sith Mind Trick: IF you repeat it enough, you will pound it into the head of your victim...er...audience, and they will do what you say...
Jedi Mind Tricks are soo much simpler :)
Anyhow, loved the story
Date posted: 9/24/2002 9:01:29 PM
so funny,I giggled for a week every time I remembered it.
Author: Star Warz Phreak
Date posted: 10/9/2002 3:47:00 AM
Star Warz Phreak's Comments:
Very good and VERY funny! I love how you did Nom Anor (I like anything that'll make the Vong look bad). And the commercials were funny to. Pretty neat idea. I think it would be cool if you made somethin else like this.
Date posted: 11/3/2002 10:00:53 AM
Amusing, but fairly cheesy and repetative. I don't know how you guys all found it so 'laugh out loud hilarious'
Date posted: 11/7/2002 8:46:15 AM
Very, very funny. The whole deal with Maul had me doubled up with laughter. I also loved Nom Anor's opening comment about the droid. He kept trying so hard not to give anything away! Mothma was in character (well, for a comedy, anyway) and Palpatine was thoroughly Palpatinish. Funny right down the the commercials.
Many Bothans died to bring you this information.
Date posted: 12/5/2002 2:10:14 PM
Author: Glo Scribs
Date posted: 3/5/2003 1:10:19 PM
Glo Scribs's Comments:
VERY FUNNY! I laugh every time I read it!
Date posted: 4/3/2003 4:43:53 PM
One of the funniest star wars I've ever read. Good job.
Date posted: 4/3/2003 4:44:18 PM
One of the funniest star wars spoofs I've ever read. Good job.
Date posted: 4/19/2003 9:02:30 PM
This is sooooooooo funny. You should make a sequal, the next election, and have Padme run! (Jut an idea, at the end you can make someone else win, but it doesn't count cuz Palpatine makes new elections illegal under his prezidecy) :)
Date posted: 5/30/2003 11:38:31 AM
I hav vinished now
Date posted: 5/30/2003 9:53:08 PM
I think this campaign story was really funny. I cracked up really bad several times while reading it. Personally, I think the evil characters are definitely cooler, so I had a hard time thinking about who I would vote for, Palpatine or Anor. But in the end, being a stormtrooper fan, my vote would have to go to the Emperor and his assistant Darth Maul.
Date posted: 7/2/2003 9:38:29 PM
OH MY GOSH!!!!! That was GREAT!!!!!
I loved Nom Anor, and Palpy!!!!!
Coruscant Cola... EWWW!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Date posted: 7/4/2003 6:32:12 AM
Great story.Good punch lines and I especially liked liked Nom Anor's hints about the Vong invasion
Author: Nicole Skywalker
Date posted: 7/10/2003 11:09:08 AM
Nicole Skywalker's Comments:
This was a great story, I loved it. Especially the Mothma campaign commercial; Many Bothans have died to bring you this information.
Author: Fleet Admiral of the13th
Date posted: 9/11/2003 6:16:33 PM
Fleet Admiral of the13th's Comments:
That was great! Absolutely hilarious! Palpatine all the way!
Author: Count Boobu
Date posted: 10/5/2003 11:40:47 PM
Count Boobu's Comments:
If there is a sequel, I guess it would be about a recall election :P.
Date posted: 10/13/2003 9:05:28 PM
Haha. That was great. I love your work here.
Author: The Stormtrooper Shrink
Date posted: 2/15/2004 6:01:53 PM
The Stormtrooper Shrink's Comments:
*SNORT!!! Spill drink all over self...*
Marvellous! Genius! I loved all of Nom Anor's little hints and evasions - they were so, so funny!
And the Emperor's reference to Mara Jade being traitorous scum... Ha ha ha!...
Date posted: 8/1/2004 4:35:19 PM
*falls off chair laughing* Now all you need is a sequal called 'Hanging Chad' in which the emperor hangs a guy named chad. MWUA-HA-HA!!!!!
Then, they can cut back funding for every useful project/program/agency, invade several planets for spice, and prosecute people for wearing tunics reading 'Don't blame me, I voted for the other one.'
*is still cracking up*
Date posted: 10/1/2004 3:11:34 PM
how do you become a lilo and stitch fan fiction writer please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1.and your lilo and stitch fanfiction is great.
Date posted: 4/28/2005 9:08:22 AM
my nickname is dead of night. However, it looks like I am not going to die of night, but of laughter. Wonderful story!
Author: J-42's Cousin
Date posted: 5/18/2005 2:05:38 PM
J-42's Cousin's Comments:
This was by far one of the best done and humorous fan fics in a long time. I loved it! Even the commercials had a touch of humor! Although I do have to say I would have prefered Nom Anor to have won, the end was still funny! Good job Jake!
Date posted: 7/29/2005 7:22:03 PM
I love the part "many bothans have died...." It was hilarious! Good idea on the debate!
Date posted: 12/24/2005 11:45:04 PM
One word: FanFilm!
Date posted: 10/1/2006 7:47:52 PM
That's awesome. XD
Date posted: 2/26/2007 2:44:11 PM
DUDE THAT IS UNBELIEVABLY GREAT!!!!! dude i swear i almost hit my head laughing 5 times!!!!
Date posted: 4/13/2008 9:23:39 PM
Man, this was a great fic! I wish Nom had won, but this was still great! You should definately make a sequal to this, where Palpatine is campaining to get re-elected. Again, great fic!
Date posted: 7/21/2008 7:13:47 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Wow, that one was unexpectedly hillarious!!! Damn i loved it!! I love Palps ^^
Date posted: 10/14/2008 8:22:30 PM
Omg! That was sooooooo funny, I died! Palpatine was the best!
Date posted: 1/31/2009 2:32:47 AM
One of my all-time favorite fanfics.
You know, it's funny; even though this was written in 2001, I hear the Robot Chicken Emperor's voice when I read Palpatine's lines.
Date posted: 10/1/2009 6:30:50 PM
THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!!
Date posted: 10/2/2009 7:59:39 PM
I love it! that was like the best thing i've read yet!
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