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Author: Khalan
Date posted: 4/8/2003 3:30:43 AM
Khalan's Comments:

I think this little simple fanfic is really sweet and very innocent. Great. :D

Author: LadyElaine
Date posted: 4/8/2003 4:51:09 AM
LadyElaine's Comments:

This is the third in my continuing series of Star Wars fables. This one's based, of all things, on the Three Billy Goats Gruff!

Thanks to all the great betas who helped me out, especially the inexaustible Tycalibur, and thanks to FernWithy for the (as usual) terrific cover art!

Author: A-Wings Rule  (signed)
Date posted: 4/8/2003 10:06:02 AM
A-Wings Rule's Comments:

This is great! Short but sweet.

Author: Siri Ruane
Date posted: 4/8/2003 11:19:30 AM
Siri Ruane's Comments:

Rock on! This is still great!

Author: Niki  (signed)
Date posted: 4/8/2003 1:28:08 PM
Niki's Comments:

Absolutely adorable! :)

Author: Destiny  (signed)
Date posted: 4/8/2003 1:45:54 PM
Destiny's Comments:

This was hilarious, LadyElaine! It's great how the littlest Jedi and the medium-sized Jedi had no luck with Yoda, but the biggest Jedi did - just like in The Three Billy Goats Gruff. I loved that story as a child, and this was even better.

Great job! :p

Author: Annalee  (signed)
Date posted: 4/8/2003 2:55:38 PM
Annalee's Comments:

this is absolutely hilarious. spot on!

Author: bobill
Date posted: 4/8/2003 5:04:41 PM
bobill's Comments:

I don't think I will ever be able to look at Obi-Wan and Yoda together now without thinking of this and snorting milk through my nose or something... SO CUTE!!!

Author: messicat
Date posted: 4/8/2003 6:05:57 PM
messicat's Comments:

I love this story, it's a very adorable tale. Think I'll hunt out some more of your work.

Author: Darth Breezy  (signed)
Date posted: 4/8/2003 7:24:19 PM
Darth Breezy's Comments:

Beautiful! And a non angsty Obi-fic to boot!

"He looked at me!"

LOLOOOLOLOLL! Beautiful! Great contribution to the archives!

Author: SpawnOfThrawn
Date posted: 4/9/2003 8:46:28 AM
SpawnOfThrawn's Comments:

Awesome, I wan't more!

Author: Clutch D'Rofab
Date posted: 4/9/2003 10:04:26 AM
Clutch D'Rofab's Comments:

lol! Very cute. Well done.

...and it was nice to see some mention of one of those disreputable Corellian Jedi. Good tie-in.

Author: ltrey33
Date posted: 4/9/2003 12:11:15 PM
ltrey33's Comments:

Good fanfic...nice and innocent. Funny too!

Author: Tycalibur  (signed)
Date posted: 4/9/2003 3:59:40 PM
Tycalibur's Comments:

Lady Elaine,

Congrats on getting this adorable story Archived.
I really enjoyed it.


Author: DaRk_ShErV  (signed)
Date posted: 4/9/2003 4:47:19 PM
DaRk_ShErV's Comments:


Author: Tanara
Date posted: 4/9/2003 9:55:07 PM
Tanara's Comments:

HA HA!!!!
"Take heed, Youngsters," the Correlian said, "Because that's not always true. Watch and learn," HA HA HA!!!! Me and my friends love making fun of Yoda, and this embodies all of our meanest jokes, tee hee! WUNDERBAR!

Author: Cobrablade
Date posted: 4/10/2003 7:52:29 AM
Cobrablade's Comments:

This amuses me.

Author: Jedi-jae
Date posted: 4/10/2003 12:51:23 PM
Jedi-jae's Comments:

"He looked at me!"


Wonderful, Lady Elaine!

Author: Barissa Enoch
Date posted: 4/10/2003 1:11:27 PM
Barissa Enoch's Comments:

Oh! L.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am soooooooo glad that you were able to get it archived! I am so proud! (I beta-ed for those who don't know) hehe! Congrats!


Author: Robin_BeeBee
Date posted: 4/10/2003 4:46:28 PM
Robin_BeeBee's Comments:

Tehe!That was cute and funny all at once! Even before you said that they heard Yoda laughing, I could hear his little troll chuckle in my head. That was great, I always love a story that leaves me giggling

Author: Nade_Naberrie  (signed)
Date posted: 4/10/2003 5:50:13 PM
Nade_Naberrie's Comments:

Lady Elaine,
Hehe so true! "He looked at me!" is so fitting for a little girl! Too cute.

Author: Lord Bane Kronos
Date posted: 4/13/2003 10:40:19 PM
Lord Bane Kronos's Comments:

I thought it was somthing master yoda would have done

Author: NaomiOrgana  (signed)
Date posted: 4/14/2003 7:11:43 AM
NaomiOrgana's Comments:

Awwww! That was very cute and really funny too. Loved it.

Author: jedisister
Date posted: 4/15/2003 4:05:37 PM
jedisister's Comments:

That was really cute!! And very funny!! Great job!

Author: D@ve
Date posted: 4/16/2003 1:59:35 AM
D@ve's Comments:

It was...hmmm,... it wasn`t bad. Funny, yes, indeed :)

Author: Blazer
Date posted: 4/18/2003 5:49:08 PM
Blazer's Comments:

That was really good! I loved the way your portrayed young Obi-Wan! It was great!

Author: squeakychair101r
Date posted: 4/19/2003 10:33:03 AM
squeakychair101r's Comments:

That was a funny story. I loved the one line when Master Haycyon picked up Yoda and moved him. LOL, I can imagine that happening. Hehe, keep it up.

Author: Jaina01
Date posted: 4/19/2003 8:06:23 PM
Jaina01's Comments:

Wow, I betaed this story. I really enjoyed it when I beta read it and I still like to come back and read it a lot. Keep up the good writing!


P.S. Good job!

Author: supreme chancellor sidious
Date posted: 4/20/2003 5:40:52 PM
supreme chancellor sidious's Comments:

That story was VERY funny.
Good job!

Author: Princess Beccerz
Date posted: 4/25/2003 6:35:07 AM
Princess Beccerz's Comments:

Tee hee! Wow, cute! good job Lady E!

Author: anonomus
Date posted: 6/13/2003 1:07:17 PM
anonomus's Comments:

A very amusing story. I wish there were more humor stories in the arcive.

Author: Darkness Himself
Date posted: 6/20/2003 1:11:04 PM
Darkness Himself's Comments:

This story is much better (in my opinion) than your newer one (Jabba's Good Looks, i think). I like this very much.

Author: Darth Viridian
Date posted: 3/2/2004 9:09:55 PM
Darth Viridian's Comments:

This was perhaps the cutest story I've ever read. Made even better since the two main cahrs are my favorite jedi!

This would have made Darth Maul cry with laughter.

Author: Lost Jedi
Date posted: 11/11/2004 10:21:48 PM
Lost Jedi's Comments:

That was funny!

Author: ObiWanGreatestJedi2688
Date posted: 6/23/2005 2:07:31 AM
ObiWanGreatestJedi2688's Comments:

Lmao. That's great. It's funny how you made Yoda laugh at the end. The laugh we all know from Episode V when he first meets Luke.

Author: Lord_Thrawn
Date posted: 9/22/2005 5:15:23 AM
Lord_Thrawn's Comments:

Yes, very good and humorous. I don't suppose that any of you noticed that "Halcyon" I believe was Corran Horn's adopted father. I like how you put him in there. :D

Author: 1-800-jedigirl
Date posted: 2/2/2006 3:24:43 PM
1-800-jedigirl's Comments:

please make it stop im to young to die laughing

Author: MasterYodaRlz
Date posted: 3/10/2006 5:23:36 AM
MasterYodaRlz's Comments:

This is a very sweet fic. I loved it!

P.S A Yoda fic!!!!!!!!!! Finally

Author: lena
Date posted: 12/4/2006 5:37:25 PM
lena's Comments:

first of all it was a funny fic but i completely disagree with the fact that you give the opinoin of older padawans seeing younger,especially Females as inferior to them, nowhere in the jedi forums that the original authors say anything of gender being a factor in ability; size matters not, it is ability not age, and the force can be in anyone male or female. so watch what you say this isn't the dark ages. otherwise good story

Author: frodogenic
Date posted: 11/4/2007 11:21:51 PM
frodogenic's Comments:

Um...above commenter, I think you rather missed the point of the beginning of the story. Little kids have no perception of political correctness...which is why it's so darn funny.

Wonderful little story! I love funny young Obi-Wan stories. :)

Author: Nefadar  (signed)
Date posted: 12/31/2007 4:07:19 AM
Nefadar's Comments:


Yesterday I found your fan fiction - Size Matters Not (G) - , and i read it. That was brilliant, I love it. Can I translate to Hungary and publication on and a Hungarian Star Wars site? Thank you for your answer,


Author: Bri
Date posted: 2/7/2016 9:51:19 AM
Bri's Comments:

A little bit funny, but edit it, and try to add an adult joke or two. I liked it though.

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